Strange. I thought it would smell and feel more like leather. I thought there’d be ceiling supports and eye hooks. I was hoping it would be erotic and memorable. Instead, it’s much more cloth-like and blue. There is some velcro, it’s binding and uncomfortable, and it’s definitely painful.

Yup, your macboyX is walking around with his ARM in a SLING. In a sling! Grrr. It’s so frustrating to not be able to use one of your arms/hands. I mean thank goodness it’s my RIGHT arm and not my LEFT. I’m left handed in many tasks including, Writing, Eating and well yes THAT! But I’m right handed in just about everything else. I lead with my right in most of my daily tasks, so I’m suffering.

Long story short, there is one less squished kitty cat in my house and due to that fact, there is one kitty cat owner with a separated shoulder. They told me if I just had put BOTH hands down instead of just my right (see I told you I lead with it!) my weight (which also was pointed out) could have been spread over both joints instead of the one.

So here I am, arm held tight to my body, sore and immobile. Wishing like hell it wasn’t. It’s only for a week, or two (I surely hope the former), so it’s not so bad. In fact the worst part of it is the looks you get. People who WANT to ask what happened. And then there are the ones who CAN ask and DO. It’s such a stupid story, I should have made up something dirty, sexual or just funny.

“I forgot the safety word when my boyfriend got too randy with the Cat-O-Nines”

“Oh my arm fell off. The super glue is still drying.

Thanks to Pinoyboy for cracking most of those lines over the past 24 hours trying to cheer me up. Oh well it could be worse. In the grand scheme of injuries I’ve sustained. This one is definitely not so bad. And the boyfriend is helping lots. Last nite he cut my food at the table and slept behind me so I couldn’t rollover